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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Now we know sending people to the beach for a month is the best way of fighting COVID can we do it more often?
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Getting a bit sick of presenting my vaccine pass all the time.
Couldnโt they have put a microchip in the vaccine or something?
Couldnโt they have put a microchip in the vaccine or something?
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Daughter: โif I was Picasso Iโd be mad in my grave. Because in Year Seven they made us copy his art style and we were kinda nailing it.โ
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Dreaming big, staying positive, working hard, and enjoying the journey. Alhumdulillah. pic.twitter.com/02FvLvt3u2
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Petition to change countryโs name to Smug Hermit Kingdom
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
I decided I would engage with the farming protest until someone used the phrase โTaxcindaโ I lasted three point four seconds.
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
The best thing about going to a restaurant with three kids is being served at the speed of light.
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Congratulations to the Black Caps.
Consistent application and ruthless exploitation of the conditions.
Thoroughly deserved winners!
Consistent application and ruthless exploitation of the conditions.
Thoroughly deserved winners!
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
More than half (12/23) of the dismissals of โs Top 7 this series have been for single figures:
0 - Sibley
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0 - Sibley
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Congratulations to the Black Caps.
Well played!
A victory to savour and one we will no doubt be talking about for a very long time.
Well played!
A victory to savour and one we will no doubt be talking about for a very long time.
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Me: mum was on the Budget coverage yesterday.
Daughter: why? Is it because sheโs budget?
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Daughter: why? Is it because sheโs budget?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
