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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
How many weddings you go to is an accurate indication of whether people truly like you or not.
I havenβt attended one since late 2012.
I havenβt attended one since late 2012.
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
#ANOTHERLOVER FT poetik__685
Available on all Music Platforms
*Link in Bio*
Go listen and drop a yellow heart iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Available on all Music Platforms
*Link in Bio*
Go listen and drop a yellow heart iβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @ezrawilliams063
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Eye charts are so dumb.
βCan you read the bottom line?β
βNo, if I could I wouldnβt be here.β
βCan you read the bottom line?β
βNo, if I could I wouldnβt be here.β
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
I think we should say βI love uβ less and substitute it for I will happily pretend to like u sometimes
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
My resolution this year is to not rely on the approval of others so much.
PLEASE RT
PLEASE RT
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
London Eye pic.twitter.com/XPRxwhj6Ne
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Billy Slater appears to have retired 13 minutes early in order to referee the end of this game #NRLGrandFinal #NRLRoostersStorm
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Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Mid life is hard. You never truly know whether you are doing something to impress your parents or emotionally stunt your children
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
Why does Gareth Morgan want to get rid of cats?
He could just buy them all bells
He could just buy them all bells
Ali Ikram
@AliIkram
well, i'm glad that's all over. one thing I can't stand is when foreigners come to new zealand and bring their problems here.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
