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sriracha muchacha
@AlyssaMartha
Just thinkin bout how much I love and miss @LuxeNarciso. Hope you're doing well, and can't wait to see you, hopefully soon
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lisa 👑
@AlyssaMartha
@LuxeNarciso Aww thanks love!! You're the sweetest
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lisa 👑
@AlyssaMartha
This was the greatest day of my mortal existence and I will cherish it forever twitter.com/alyssamartha/s…
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@AlyssaMartha
burning some incest namaste pic.twitter.com/pgzfQRZpWn
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@AlyssaMartha
straight twitter: my bf didn’t cheat on me today
everyone: omg aww u two r so cute u guys r my goals ugh
everyone: omg aww u two r so cute u guys r my goals ugh
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@AlyssaMartha
Damn, my punk daddy at Taco Bell hooked me up with the fire sauce this morning
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@AlyssaMartha
I did a TEDx Talk if you fancy it. Everyone loves an underdog. Fuck.
youtu.be/zK942494PWI
youtu.be/zK942494PWI
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lisa 👑
@AlyssaMartha
Another day of me thinking about boobs
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@AlyssaMartha
man.. i sure do have some KISSABLE lips ... sure would be a shame if someone... kissed them.... .....
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@AlyssaMartha
Hmmmm should I really spend $70 on the Futurama complete series box set? I've already paid all my bills this month
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@AlyssaMartha
EVERY PARADE SHOULD BE GAY
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
