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@AlyssaMartha
To everyone participating in Women's March: I offer solidarity on behalf of anyone (myself included) who has to work today. Stay safe
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@AlyssaMartha
Date night pic.twitter.com/6w6vV1U4Rh
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@AlyssaMartha
Just thought I'd share some of my goals for the coming years pic.twitter.com/5FizMHRax0
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lisa ๐
@AlyssaMartha
: please take some deep breaths
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lisa ๐
@AlyssaMartha
.@giankarle is shirt/hair/moustache/blazer goals #inkmaster pic.twitter.com/n2IftSKqF4
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lisa ๐
@AlyssaMartha
i just must be a muthafuckin rockstar.
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@AlyssaMartha
dad: son! are you watching PORN??
son: uhhhh yeah
dad: ...what kind?
son: interracial...
dad: that's my boy! woke as fuck
son: uhhhh yeah
dad: ...what kind?
son: interracial...
dad: that's my boy! woke as fuck
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lisa ๐
@AlyssaMartha
therapist: so how are you doing lately
me: WUSS POPPIN JIMO
therapist: hmm. not good. ok
me: WUSS POPPIN JIMO
therapist: hmm. not good. ok
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lisa ๐
@AlyssaMartha
not ONE lighter in a house with 15 smokers!?
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lisa ๐
@AlyssaMartha
When his parents think you are Cute and Charming
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
