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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
I bet no one has cleaner belly buttons than people who work in operating rooms
#MedTwitter
#MedTwitter
Retweet of status by @DrSandman11
06 Sep 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I bet no one has cleaner belly buttons than people who work in operating rooms
#MedTwitter π§Ό
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
I helped a mom feed her now 2 month old micropremie for the first time and she was so excited. My jobs is cooler than yours.
Retweet of status by @tinylifesaver
13 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I helped a mom feed her now 2 month old micropremie for the first time and she was so excited. My jobs is cooler than yours. π
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
ok fine Iβll say it. my mental health is suffering and I feel out of control
Retweet of status by @SaltyNurseBSN
10 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ok fine Iβll say it. my mental health is suffering and I feel out of control π€·π½ββοΈ
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
DEATH IS NOT THE ONLY BAD OUTCOME FROM COVID-19 INFECTION
Say it aloud ten times.
It is just (unfortunβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Say it aloud ten times.
It is just (unfortunβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @SaltyEMNY
10 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πDEATHπ ISπ NOTπ THEπ ONLYπ BADπ OUTCOMEπ FROMπ COVID-19π INFECTIONπ
Say it aloud ten times.
It is just (unfortun⦠https://t.co/VxE7Y4fTdH
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
22 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I JUST GOT THE CALL FOR MY LUNGS. OH MY GOD. GONNA LEAVE FOR UCSF NOW. π±
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
Keeping babies alive is the absolute coolest job I could have found. I really love being a doctor.
Retweet of status by @BurgartBioethix
16 Jun 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Keeping babies alive is the absolute coolest job I could have found. I really love being a doctor. β€οΈ
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
Me doing an I&D in the ED and realizing post-fact I should have laid some more chucks down pic.twitter.com/UZbN4eASlu
Retweet of status by @jzaraterod
05 May 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Me doing an I&D in the ED and realizing post-fact I should have laid some more chucks down π€ https://t.co/UZbN4eASlu
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
@theblondeMD I once texted a resident about a patient with a new clot but accidentally subbed an i for the o Inβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @sandersonrx
24 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @theblondeMD I once texted a resident about a patient with a new clot but accidentally subbed an i for the o ππ Inβ¦ https://t.co/r3koBQUlJ2
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
@harriet1marsden Having a full head-to-toe hot shower, then climbing into a bed of fresh sheets with shaved legs
14 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @harriet1marsden Having a full head-to-toe hot shower, then climbing into a bed of fresh sheets with shaved legs πππ»
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
INFLUENZA IS A RESPIRATORY ILLNESS NOT A STOMACH BUG
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Retweet of status by @pediatricnursey
03 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π£π£ INFLUENZA IS A RESPIRATORY ILLNESS NOT A STOMACH BUG
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
Public service announcement:
I do not work for doctors, I work with them.
Doctors are not my boss.
That's all
I do not work for doctors, I work with them.
Doctors are not my boss.
That's all
Retweet of status by @plastic_baggy17
10 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Public service announcement:
I do not work for doctors, I work with them.
Doctors are not my boss.
That's all π€
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ