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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
Deck the Halls with Beta Blockers olol, olol, olol, olol, olol, olol, olol, olol
08 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Deck the Halls with Beta Blockers olol, olol, olol, olol, olol, olol, olol, olol π
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
My roommate found a finger nail in his @TimHortons frozen lemonade...didn't realize it until it was in his mouth
27 Sep 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My roommate found a finger nail in his @TimHortons frozen lemonade...didn't realize it until it was in his mouth π
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
I can't stop laughing at this pic.twitter.com/efqlyLBqCK
Retweet of status by @BabyAnimalPics
19 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I can't stop laughing at this π©π http://t.co/efqlyLBqCK
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
2 jobs, several volunteering gigs, and school....then I finally graduate #ThankGod #Exhausted
28 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 2 jobs, several volunteering gigs, and school....then I finally graduate π #ThankGod #Exhausted
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
13 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Lady pulls up to triage with 2 feet sticking out of her vag. I swear a turd almost slipped out of me
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
To the charge nurse and intensivist that I work with that pump breast milk on their breaks between saving lives, you are super mamas!
Retweet of status by @OnlyintheICU
06 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote To the charge nurse and intensivist that I work with that pump breast milk on their breaks between saving lives, you are super mamas! πΌπΆπΌ
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
My boyfriend had to take a massage therapy course for his degree......
19 May 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My boyfriend had to take a massage therapy course for his degree......π
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Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
my phone ruins everything for me #pieceofcrap
Retweet of status by @Kourtneyy12
27 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote πππ my phone ruins everything for me #pieceofcrap
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
The original chipotle pic.twitter.com/YpTqg7J6mV
14 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The original chipotleπ http://t.co/YpTqg7J6mV
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
After talking with an NICU Nurse today I'm even more determined to become one!!! #LifeGoal
25 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote After talking with an NICU Nurse today I'm even more determined to become one!!! πͺπ·πΆ #LifeGoal
Alyssa Ranger
@AlyssaRanger
It's official!! I actually got accepted to #MedSchool! Whhaat?!? This is insane!!
Retweet of status by @ER_glitter
16 Mar 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It's official!! I actually got accepted to #MedSchool! Whhaat?!? This is insane!! π³
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ