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SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
The ER brings the best... And the worst out of me. #yafeelme pic.twitter.com/uRRBIHB1Hg
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SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
Pokemon go is being banned from hospitals because people are wandering in to catch Pokemon.
Retweet of status by @NurseNoFilter
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SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
RN: what's your pain from 0-10?
Pt: it's between a 5 and 7...
RN: so, that would be a 6??
#itsnotatrickquestion
Pt: it's between a 5 and 7...
RN: so, that would be a 6??
#itsnotatrickquestion
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
CC: back pain
RN: when did this start
Pt: well back in 1998...Blah blah...Car wreck...Blah
Back pain for 18 years is not an emergency
RN: when did this start
Pt: well back in 1998...Blah blah...Car wreck...Blah
Back pain for 18 years is not an emergency
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
ER RN: pt is code stroke with R arm paralysis, R leg weakness, r facial droop and NIH of 11
Floor RN: did you do a neuro assessment?
Floor RN: did you do a neuro assessment?
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
The @BlueAngels put on an incredible show. I was honored to attend and have beyond respect for our military! pic.twitter.com/elPeFF8Wi4
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
Nothing makes me happier than when the kayexalate order says "to be given at time of transfer to floor"! sorry floor nurses!
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SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
Just had someone call in because they got attacked by an alpaca and needs a facial X-ray... that's a first
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
Everytime I read someone say "feel the Bern" I have to hold back my response of saying "you probably need antibiotics - Id say STD or UTI"
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
I just spent $93 on a textbook and my heart actually hurts now.
SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
Pt: AHHHHH DAMN THAT HURTS!!! This is the most painful IV IN MY LIFE!
Rn: I haven't even stuck you yet..
This calls for an 18g to wrist
Rn: I haven't even stuck you yet..
This calls for an 18g to wrist
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
