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SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
a resident just told me he wasn't smart enough to become a nurse, so he became a doctor.
I told him that was the best thing I'd ever heard
I told him that was the best thing I'd ever heard
Retweet of status by @rideinmyAtivan
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SoutheRN FNP to be
@AsoutheRNnurse
Is your name circulation? Because you are my number one priority. #medicalpickuplines
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A SoutheRN Nurse
@AsoutheRNnurse
For all the basic betches who are gunna go through withdrawals after Pumpkin Spice season, we got your back. pic.twitter.com/rd99NPXtjY
A SoutheRN Nurse
@AsoutheRNnurse
Pt: so what are u?
Me: I'm an RN, see my badge?
Pt: oh so your like a technician?
#RNmeansRegisteredNurse #orRefreshmentsandNarcotics
Me: I'm an RN, see my badge?
Pt: oh so your like a technician?
#RNmeansRegisteredNurse #orRefreshmentsandNarcotics
A SoutheRN Nurse
@AsoutheRNnurse
I deleted my personal account.
A SoutheRN Nurse
@AsoutheRNnurse
Girl behind me in line at graduation: I should have baby powdered my boobs.
A SoutheRN Nurse
@AsoutheRNnurse
@xLeXi_NeXi @Sassy_Nursey I think we are going to stay at the hard rock. So maybe it'll just be rehab then.
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A SoutheRN Nurse
@AsoutheRNnurse
I'm halfway to 1000 followers! Never thought I was interesting enough for even 10 people to follow me. Love yall!!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
