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@AyeAlexx00
I am DONE stressing myself over these lame ass men
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alex.
@AyeAlexx00
Like yeah, I feel you breathing down MY neck, Harold. But that isnβt going to make Angie scan her items any faster
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alex.
@AyeAlexx00
@AshhMckenzie What the hell, they make scented toilet paper?
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
For some reason I agreed to volunteer with my roommate today, so Iβll be planting trees on two hours of sleep
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
I thought I saw a deer napping in somebodyβs yard, but after a closer look, it was just an ugly ass dog
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
I'm going to be single my whole life because I only attract shit guys with bad intentions. It's fine
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
I connected to my mom's speaker while she was in the shower and played "my neck, my back." She is 100% over my shit today
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alex.
@AyeAlexx00
It's not fair that some guys can crawl out of bed looking fine af, and I crawl out looking like a half eaten ham sandwich
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
Why do we always want things that aren't good for us
Retweet of status by @addy_brookeee
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
@SingItGracie I AM SO JEALOUS
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
I laid down for a nap at 4:30 and just woke up 20 minutes ago. Why am I like this?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
