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@AyeAlexx00
Last night I had a dream that I gained 50 pounds
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@AyeAlexx00
Popeye's is not even as good as I thought it would be, and that just really hurts my heart
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@AyeAlexx00
I need change in my life. New experiences, a new environment, new people I'm so bored with the same thing every damn day.
Retweet of status by @bwittknee
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@AyeAlexx00
I stabbed myself with a needle while trying to draw some blood, how was your day?
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@AyeAlexx00
I can hear my neighbor singing in the shower, so I guess that means she can probably definitely hear me too
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
Woke up pissed off at the world until I remembered I made dirt pudding last night
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@AyeAlexx00
Happy birthday, foxy lady. Hope you have a gr8 day @shelbayyy2
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May or may not throw up tonight just from coughing. Life is good
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@AyeAlexx00
This is a stench that not even my waffle pecan wallflower can fix
alex.
@AyeAlexx00
Country music really just makes me want to die
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@AyeAlexx00
I've mistaken a bag of sweet potatoes for my cat like three times now
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
