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Courtney Rzepecki
@CRzepecki
Caller: I need police at my house!
Me: What's your address?
C: I don't know!
M: (in my head) *I know 4 year olds that know their address. *
Me: What's your address?
C: I don't know!
M: (in my head) *I know 4 year olds that know their address. *
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