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Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
12 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote visitors who 'pass by' and take forever to leaveπ€π’
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Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
Please don't eat your porncorns in the taxi unless your willing to share
Retweet of status by @phionapaige
11 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Please don't eat your porncorns in the taxi unless your willing to shareπ
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Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
@TrailerJamShow always makes my day
05 Feb 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @TrailerJamShow always makes my dayππππ
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
Blac Chyna is dating Rob Kardashian? So her sons new step dad is also his dad's girlfriends brother? okay
Retweet of status by @1DStalker
25 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Blac Chyna is dating Rob Kardashian? So her sons new step dad is also his dad's girlfriends brother? πππ okay πππ
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
People that sleep off in cinemas... You'll forever stay winning
18 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People that sleep off in cinemas... You'll forever stay winning ππππ
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
P7 kid on radio: I got aggregate 4 and I'm going to Kings College Budo to do Computer Engineering.
Me: wait, what?!
Me: wait, what?!
Retweet of status by @like_a_gem
20 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote P7 kid on radio: I got aggregate 4 and I'm going to Kings College Budo to do Computer Engineering.
Me: wait, what?! π²
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
But nga Iam nt seeing pics of the guys playing soccer at the Markitah5ASide thing with soaked jerseys & shit.That'd be motivation 2 show up
Retweet of status by @julzsherura
17 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote But nga Iam nt seeing pics of the guys playing soccer at the Markitah5ASide thing with soaked jerseys & shit.That'd be motivation 2 show upπ
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Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
Shower sex is only good when the shower is big enough for both of y'all
Retweet of status by @JustDarron
15 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Shower sex is only good when the shower is big enough for both of y'all ππ
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
08 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When somebody makes it clear they are tired of you.Let them have their peace and spaceπ.
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
My autocorrect keeps changing BAE to BAR.....
Is that a message from you Lord?
Should I go to the bar?
Will I find her there?
Speak Lord
Is that a message from you Lord?
Should I go to the bar?
Will I find her there?
Speak Lord
Retweet of status by @BLAZE_theGREAT
05 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My autocorrect keeps changing BAE to BAR.....
Is that a message from you Lord?
Should I go to the bar?
Will I find her there?
Speak Lordπ©π©
Wabz Djβ’
@CaptainWabz
I give up on Banyankole, this guy's mum is called "Process"
Retweet of status by @the_afande
03 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I give up on Banyankole, this guy's mum is called "Process" πππππ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ