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Captain Wabz
@CaptainWabz
26 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Just asked the girlfriend if I could go to the strip club on gta ๐๐๐๐
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David Wabz
@CaptainWabz
There's no such thing as "We only had sex cause I was drunk".
Why didn't that alcohol make you go to uhuru park and preach?!
Why didn't that alcohol make you go to uhuru park and preach?!
Retweet of status by @MsWaruinge
24 Aug 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote There's no such thing as "We only had sex cause I was drunk".
Why didn't that alcohol make you go to uhuru park and preach?! ๐
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BEAST
@CaptainWabz
When Drake said "Shout out to all my boss bitches wife'n niggas" pic.twitter.com/Zm65BfQ2kg
Retweet of status by @Blayofficial
29 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When Drake said "Shout out to all my boss bitches wife'n niggas" ๐๐ฉ http://t.co/Zm65BfQ2kg
David King
@CaptainWabz
To be honest I see y'all tweeting about fuck boys all the time but when I ask you to cc them you shy away? Again muffe
Retweet of status by @Catherine_LNJ
23 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote To be honest I see y'all tweeting about fuck boys all the time but when I ask you to cc them you shy away? Again muffe ๐
David King
@CaptainWabz
I hate when a girl tell me to come over and watch Netflix and chill with her and when I go there she's trying to have sex. Smh #violated
Retweet of status by @GreyMatterrs
19 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I hate when a girl tell me to come over and watch Netflix and chill with her and when I go there she's trying to have sex. Smh ๐ #violated
David King
@CaptainWabz
Can we say the 1738 filter was used? pic.twitter.com/8XoEkbmgSU
19 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can we say the 1738 filter was used? ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ http://t.co/8XoEkbmgSU
David King
@CaptainWabz
Baby Jelly "@MsVixxie: That pink petroleum jelly "
15 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Baby Jelly "@MsVixxie: That pink petroleum jelly ๐๐๐๐๐"
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David King
@CaptainWabz
They have toothfairies, we have rats.
Retweet of status by @YesThatBangi
05 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They have toothfairies, we have rats.๐
David King
@CaptainWabz
Kenzo almost choked trying to say "William Pharrell"
Retweet of status by @UGForrestGUMP
01 Jul 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kenzo almost choked trying to say "William Pharrell" ๐๐๐
The Giant Killer
@CaptainWabz
Death is in the cow..
You're welcome
25 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Death is in the cow..
You're welcome ๐
The Giant Killer
@CaptainWabz
Game of thrones. There is really no one left to kill on it. Next time they'll start killing viewers through the tv
Retweet of status by @W_angechi
25 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Game of thrones. There is really no one left to kill on it. Next time they'll start killing viewers through the tv ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐