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Sarcastic Faruk
@El_faruqq
Nigerian restaurants will give u meat harder than my skin belt and expect u to use knife nd fork. Abegie, I dey use my hand jor
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Sarcastic Faruk
@El_faruqq
Me doing press ups; *counts* 1,2,3,4...
Soon as I see one fine geh coming; 200, 201, 202...
Soon as I see one fine geh coming; 200, 201, 202...
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Sarcastic Faruk
@El_faruqq
Apart from Chelsea which other armed robbery gang do you know?
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Sarcastic Faruk
@El_faruqq
Whoβs the best player ?
Ronaldo
Messi
#UCL #JuveAtleti pic.twitter.com/vpJBNZAFMu
Ronaldo
Messi
#UCL #JuveAtleti pic.twitter.com/vpJBNZAFMu
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Sarcastic Faruk
@El_faruqq
@wharsmetoothpic @utdxtra @Evra I hollered too
Alhaji Faruk
@El_faruqq
Pray for my mom please. she's been Ill for some time now.
Alhaji Faruk
@El_faruqq
Wonders shall never end. My cousin just traveled to cotonou and has already sent me a text saying "hi how is Africa?"
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Alhaji Faruk
@El_faruqq
We men don't break up, we will just leave you inside the relationship to be dating yourself.
Is that not true guys?
Is that not true guys?
Alhaji Faruk
@El_faruqq
Follow everyone who retweet and like this
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Alhaji faruk Abdull
@El_faruqq
@oneshadowlove @oluwatobiano Dude legit said we are in public . Bad guy, if it wasn't public u know
Alhaji faruk Abdull
@El_faruqq
@EzraelAni White man kept asking "are u religious?" How can one be religious and command someone to go and die in Jesus name?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
