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Alhaji faruk Abdull
@El_faruqq
Twitter is not a nice place. Haba na
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Alhaj faruk Abdullah
@El_faruqq
Do you love me?
A) yes
B) A
C) All of the above
D) you are so cute
A) yes
B) A
C) All of the above
D) you are so cute
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Alhaji faruk Abdullahi
@El_faruqq
Night peeps
Alhaji faruk Abdullahi
@El_faruqq
Men dont cheat, we only try 2 confuse the devil from attacking our main spouses but you girls wont understand this strategy
Alhaji faruk Abdullahi
@El_faruqq
Alhaji faruk Abdulla
@El_faruqq
Disappointing is when the biology teacher says "the topic for this week is reproduction...."
"In plants"
"In plants"
Retweet of status by @Jokesnigeria
Alhaji faruk Abdullahi π
@El_faruqq
If you are yet to return d plates they sent Xmas food to u on,
What r u planning? Neighbours plates reservoir?
What r u planning? Neighbours plates reservoir?
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faruk Abdullahi
@El_faruqq
First bank will now be saying "you first, you first"
But I will be standing on d queue, till e reach my turn.
Abegie!
But I will be standing on d queue, till e reach my turn.
Abegie!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
