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@ErinMitchell411
@ChrisPBaconJr Thank you!
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@ErinMitchell411
#InspireSomeoneIn5WordsOrLess Who rescued who? pic.twitter.com/AJFFpGVZEg
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@ErinMitchell411
#ContraryToPopularOpinion If wishes were horses, beggars would not ride. Beggars, unfortunately, would be too busy shoveling all the horse
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
My inner child came out today on my way home. Saw a pricey SUV pulled over by a cop. "Red, blue, red, blue, dead meat, you're screwed!"
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
On #mysteriesatthemuseum episode about a flour mill explosion he said "Investigators had to sift through the evidence." O no you didn't
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#WhyILoveHashtagging It gives the demons in my head a fun happy playground
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#NewWiseMenGifts Called & asked 3 wise women what to give, 'cause most men suck at gift giving
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@ErinMitchell411
#ThingsIWouldntWishFor Alien abduction & butt probe
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#SignsYoureLying You look up and to the left for no reason
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#WhyMyCatsAJerk If some weird orange guy grabbed you, you'd be a jerk too
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
First #ItWasANightmare then I was afraid to go back to sleep & go back into the same damn dream. Result, another lousy night's nonsleep
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
