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Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#MarriedLifeDateNight Sitting on couch with in the middle, watching Wheel of Fortune & Jeopardy
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@ErinMitchell411
#GreatestFear Turning into a normal person... NOOOO
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Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#MyExSucksTheMostBecause My dog says so, and she's an excellent judge of character
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#PeopleUnderestimateMy Ability to find a double entendre in almost anything
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#UnlikelyMissingSockLocations It got abducted and probed
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#TheSolutionToMyProblemIs Simple and involves a late night trip to a hog farm. They'll eat ANYTHING
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#ItsOfficiallySummerWhen She begs for oranges. Strange animal. pic.twitter.com/T2nzOQtijS
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@ErinMitchell411
#ItsNotRadicalToSay New accounts, you are much more likely to gain followers by actually tweeting so we can get to know you
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#SignMyTwitterYearbook Out of the 140 characters, you will always be my favorite
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
#IHaveAGift For finding double entendres everywhere
Erin Mitchell
@ErinMitchell411
Can you imagine going into a friend's bathroom & finding this product?!? WTF wow. pic.twitter.com/3po4uaeSIr
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
