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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Me: I literally LOLd
Them: You mean, when you type LOL, you're NOT actually LOLing??
M: ...
T: ...
M: 🤷
Them: You mean, when you type LOL, you're NOT actually LOLing??
M: ...
T: ...
M: 🤷
Retweet of status by @SingleVixxen
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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Thelastsoulwhodisturbedmycollectionofaccursedvasesnowlivesinone
Retweet of status by @MavenofHonor
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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
: I love you
: I love you too *stabs him in back*
: Why? U said you love me
: And I will til the day you die
: *dies*
: Time for wine!
: I love you too *stabs him in back*
: Why? U said you love me
: And I will til the day you die
: *dies*
: Time for wine!
Retweet of status by @jaylh2001
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
After all this time it still shocks me when someone I thought was awesome turns out to be a sack of shit
Retweet of status by @hussyglitrpants
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Fuck, I'm a bitch today.
And a bunch of other days as well.
And a bunch of other days as well.
Retweet of status by @Miss_Kris85
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Her scent was alluring. Almost hypnotic. Like fresh 3am vomit in the ladies room at a downtown McDonalds.
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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
I get it, thunderstorms. Sometimes I'm scattered and isolated too.
But always heavy .
But always heavy .
Retweet of status by @Staggfilms
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
If you slip the sandwich artist at Subway twenty bucks, they'll let you put your dick in the panini press.
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
I'm made of Toaster Strudel and self-doubt.
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
When you think, aw I've missed you, and you visit their timeline to retweet a few
Retweet of status by @leahloveslovely
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
