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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
"Sorry. We don't carry Serta, Simmons, or, Sealy. But we DO have Sorta, Summons, & Steely."
- salesman @ Sleepeze Mattress Professionals
- salesman @ Sleepeze Mattress Professionals
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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
These new Poise pads are hella dope, bro.
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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
For Phil Collins
'Twas the nite before Xmas,
& all thru his studio,
Phil Collins was wondering,
"What rhymes with su-sudio?"
#MerryXmas
'Twas the nite before Xmas,
& all thru his studio,
Phil Collins was wondering,
"What rhymes with su-sudio?"
#MerryXmas
Retweet of status by @KattsDogma
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
"If you can't take the sass get off my ass" & other bumper stickers specifically tailored for my new line of highway ready Rascal scooters
Retweet of status by @toomanytoes
Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Boner
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Mr. Bea Arthur
@FuckabillyRex
Add a cute emoji to a tweet and suddenly everything dirty becomes adorable! Fisting Cumslut Glory Hole Santorum
Retweet of status by @buhsbaby_baby
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
