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HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
@SuitsSuitMe Negative, Suits. Need to get hot not fat lol
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HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Boss is swearing in our office because his wife just adopted a puppy without consulting him. Lol I see my future playing out before my eyes
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HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Scrub traveler οΈ pic.twitter.com/OJEbdABpO3
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
The only thing that gets me up this early on the weekend is the promise of mimosas.
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Dare I expense champagne as office supplies?
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@HHnStandards
Pool days are the best days
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@HHnStandards
I always know when my friend is fucking one of my neighbors when I turn my Bluetooth speaker on & it connects to his phone
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[has to leave in 30 minutes]
*pours glass of wine and thinks about getting ready*
I'm the worst
*pours glass of wine and thinks about getting ready*
I'm the worst
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Best way to get over a hangover is day drinking poolside
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
*almost dies carrying all my groceries up to my apartment in one trip*
Me: "worth it"
Me: "worth it"
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Quinn had a little accident but is feeling a lot better pic.twitter.com/y5jLGsm8Rb
Retweet of status by @CuteEmergency
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
