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@HHnStandards
You ain't worth the whiskey
26 Jan 16
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@HHnStandards
Nothing on Earth is more dangerous than a woman who has realized her worth
Retweet of status by @BlondetteAmbit
02 Jan 16
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@HHnStandards
Merry Christmas Eve & a ho ho whole bottle of wine to get me through this family function!!!
24 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Merry Christmas Eve & a ho ho whole bottle of wine to get me through this family function!!!π·π·π·
HollyHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
....for alcohol sales bc people will need all the booze to tolerate family over the holidays.
....for alcohol sales bc people will need all the booze to tolerate family over the holidays.
Retweet of status by @LawkwardLady
23 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote π€ It's the most wonderful time of the year!π
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....for alcohol sales bc people will need all the booze to tolerate family over the holidays.
HollyHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Vendor: "when can I expect payment from you?"
Me: "mmmmm idk fuckstick maybe when you run the corporate credit card I gave you"
Me: "mmmmm idk fuckstick maybe when you run the corporate credit card I gave you"
15 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Vendor: "when can I expect payment from you?"
Me: "mmmmm idk fuckstick maybe when you run the corporate credit card I gave you"
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HollyHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
"God, you are so much better than our last finance girl. So much clearer"--marketing manager
*hair flip*
*hair flip*
03 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "God, you are so much better than our last finance girl. So much clearer"--marketing manager
ππ»*hair flip*
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
baby lambs going to the vet vine.co/v/errvEME50mO
Retweet of status by @BabyAnimalPics
21 Nov 15
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For those of you showing your support....a quick FYI for you:
: French flag
: Netherlands flag
: French flag
: Netherlands flag
13 Nov 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For those of you showing your support....a quick FYI for you:
π«π·: French flag
π³π±: Netherlands flag
HalloHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
You had me at "siracha mayo"
Retweet of status by @EXGFprblms
23 Oct 15
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HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
You'll drive yourself crazy trying to understand things that aren't meant to be understood. Sometimes you just need to accept & move on...
Retweet of status by @autteasdale
16 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You'll drive yourself crazy trying to understand things that aren't meant to be understood. Sometimes you just need to accept & move on...π
HighHeelsnStandards
@HHnStandards
Bathtime pic.twitter.com/FFyYJOInL1
Retweet of status by @CuteOverloads
13 Oct 15
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ