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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
3rd outfit & Iβll probably change again whilst my friend takes 57 years to put lashes on pic.twitter.com/0c3Qoja62J
14 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 3rd outfit & Iβll probably change again whilst my friend takes 57 years to put lashes on π―ββοΈπΈπ₯ππ» https://t.co/0c3Qoja62J
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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Roxy the mastiff has been returned to her owner after being stolen - all thanks to her microchip. pic.twitter.com/ZFj3iJm0U2
Retweet of status by @bbcsoutheast
13 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Roxy the mastiff has been returned to her owner after being stolen - all thanks to her microchip. πΆ β€οΈ https://t.co/ZFj3iJm0U2
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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Pretty sure my kids football match was the only one not cancelled in the north west of England today this is child abuse!
09 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pretty sure my kids football match was the only one not cancelled in the north west of England today π this is child abuse!
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Can your Spotify get hacked? Samantha Mumba is in my playlist
17 Nov 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Can your Spotify get hacked? Samantha Mumba is in my playlist π€
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
I wish places delivered stuff like mash & macaroni cheese etc can someone set this establishment up quick. Tonight preferably
11 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wish places delivered stuff like mash & macaroni cheese etc π can someone set this establishment up quick. Tonight preferably
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
This mama loves playing with her baby (via @TaiChimpProject) pic.twitter.com/zgnviwLkzf
24 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This mama loves playing with her baby π (via @TaiChimpProject) https://t.co/zgnviwLkzf
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
@ovoxoscar What a little fadge the dad is look at him shitting bricks over his own kid
09 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @ovoxoscar What a little fadge the dad is π€£ look at him shitting bricks over his own kid π
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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Subtle , but straight to the point ..... #teamthomas pic.twitter.com/4Kf4gyY2rA
Retweet of status by @NathanMassey_
03 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Subtle , but straight to the point ..... #teamthomas βπΌ https://t.co/4Kf4gyY2rA
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
@chrisrwright Laughing with my friend isnβt being uncivilised chris ppl need to lighten the fuck up & maybe laughβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
28 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @chrisrwright Laughing with my friend isnβt being uncivilised chris π ppl need to lighten the fuck up & maybe laughβ¦ https://t.co/goyE5d0HLB
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Nothing more unfriendlier than a doctors surgery receptionist, itβs like checking in with a human sized piranha!
25 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nothing more unfriendlier than a doctors surgery receptionist, itβs like checking in with a human sized piranha! ππΉ
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Whyβs all the birds turning ginger? Or is the contrast on my tv wank? #LoveIsland
17 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Whyβs all the birds turning ginger? π€ Or is the contrast on my tv wank? #LoveIsland
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ