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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Get that little tramp out of there "I'll get a sharp object & do some damage"
Thought she was hard as nails Horrid thing #BBUK
Thought she was hard as nails Horrid thing #BBUK
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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
@Helen_Wood86 @jamiekyleporter read that reply, rooting rooting what your carrots
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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Well after a long shift at work I do my usual twitter scroll to see @Helen_Wood86 going off on everything and one, cheered me up
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
We should worry about our kids being picked on at school, but instead we fear they might get ran over or stabbed by monsters in the street
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
If you're a webcam girl, you're earnin good ish money surely. No excuse for Aladdin carpets, Dado rails & 90s headboards sort it oot girl!
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Reason 74,625 as to why living abroad is the one, bar staff don't stand there farting about measuring drinks, they just get on with it!
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
@Helen_Wood86 has one space left for SPMU on the 1st of June
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Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
Ahaaa @KTHopkins doing her best to be controversial as usual & it well & truly back fired, literally
Stupid Llama faced twat! #fired
Stupid Llama faced twat! #fired
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
What the hell is that @McDonalds ad? Why are they relating a fillet o' fish to a kids dead dad? Think Ronald was on a come down makin that
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
I'm probably thee shittest girl at being responsive to men, I think yeah ok I'll reply he seems ok, day after, fuck off I'm bored
Helen Wood
@Helen_Wood86
There's a nun on my plane, sorted Gods never gonna balls this flight up with Sister holy knickers on it
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
