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James
@Iminmyshed
@Pumpkinbabypie We all do that...
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James
@Iminmyshed
If I get through tonight don't ever let me even consider camping with my kids again, EVER! The rain hasn't even started yet!!!
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James
@Iminmyshed
@paldinowolf That's a point, how did you wriggle out of the muted pile???
James
@Iminmyshed
What you want for packed lunch?
10yo: GF bread, toasted with butter, cheese, ham & salad
Can you do it?
10yo: OK *puts jam in a wrap*
10yo: GF bread, toasted with butter, cheese, ham & salad
Can you do it?
10yo: OK *puts jam in a wrap*
James
@Iminmyshed
A great day in the office... pic.twitter.com/GOBYZjMTOm
James
@Iminmyshed
Kid: who do you love more? Granny or Pops?
Me: I couldn't choose! That's like me saying to you 'Do you love me or Daddy more'
Kid: Daddy.
Me: I couldn't choose! That's like me saying to you 'Do you love me or Daddy more'
Kid: Daddy.
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James
@Iminmyshed
Omfg. I just sent an email signed off with "kind retards". I'm about done with this day I think.
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James
@Iminmyshed
We have now reached the Christmas phase of... 'it's definitely not in the house it must be in the recycling bin with the wrapping paper'
James
@Iminmyshed
When sausage rolls go so so wrong... pic.twitter.com/HrZcXw9PSp
James
@Iminmyshed
Throwback to being Keith and Chloe's Best man on their special day..
#ItsNotGoneWell pic.twitter.com/41FPVW0gfb
#ItsNotGoneWell pic.twitter.com/41FPVW0gfb
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James
@Iminmyshed
4yo: How does your brain work?
Me: It tells your body what to do
4yo: Yes but HOW?
Me: You'll need to ask someone with a bigger brain
Me: It tells your body what to do
4yo: Yes but HOW?
Me: You'll need to ask someone with a bigger brain
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
