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James
@Iminmyshed
I've cut 7yos fringe. I've never cut hair before, only chicken wing feathers
I may pretend to be asleep when Mrs Iminmyshed gets home!
I may pretend to be asleep when Mrs Iminmyshed gets home!
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James
@Iminmyshed
Village Produce Show update:
Box of vegetables - no prize
Cake box of vegetables - 1st & a trophy!
pic.twitter.com/DwV8QKQR7T
Box of vegetables - no prize
Cake box of vegetables - 1st & a trophy!
pic.twitter.com/DwV8QKQR7T
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James
@Iminmyshed
@dippyeggfarmer are they quail sitting on full sized eggs?
James
@Iminmyshed
Kids: Can we go raspberry picking?
Me: Yep
<raspberry picking>
Me: Who wants some?
9yo: Don't like them
7yo: Me neither
3yo: Yuk
Me: Yep
<raspberry picking>
Me: Who wants some?
9yo: Don't like them
7yo: Me neither
3yo: Yuk
James
@Iminmyshed
@rob_o_parsons it's OK, they've discovered Thunderbirds is on all morning. However the table now looks like a Thunderbirds disaster scene
James
@Iminmyshed
...birthday cake for a #Thomas mad 2yo who happens to be my nephew. Now I'm going into the garden
#CakeDecorating pic.twitter.com/s5STgzgs6b
#CakeDecorating pic.twitter.com/s5STgzgs6b
James
@Iminmyshed
Walking back from the nursery run (alone) & I blurt out: "Oooh look - a squirrel" << PROOF I SPEND ALL MY TIME WITH THE KIDS
Retweet of status by @TheMotherGeek
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James
@Iminmyshed
Left 7yo to pipe his brothers first gluten-free cupcakes
Me: What the?
7yo: They are dog poo cakes!
Me: Perfect! pic.twitter.com/F55uh7JRAs
Me: What the?
7yo: They are dog poo cakes!
Me: Perfect! pic.twitter.com/F55uh7JRAs
James
@Iminmyshed
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
