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pumpkin sam latte π§‘π
@LastMermaid
tw: weight
tweeting this so iβm holding myself accountable but iβm getting serious about losing weight now
tweeting this so iβm holding myself accountable but iβm getting serious about losing weight now
09 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote tw: weight
tweeting this so iβm holding myself accountable but iβm getting serious about losing weight now βπΌ
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chocolate croissant π₯
@LastMermaid
whenever i tell people iβm an english major theyβre always like βwell i better watch my grammar around you! β andβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @emonormie
21 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote whenever i tell people iβm an english major theyβre always like βwell i better watch my grammar around you! π€£β andβ¦ https://t.co/CutgSgKexK
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sam π¦β¨π
@LastMermaid
going to bed loved, in love, and loving so many people is such a blessing man I am so grateful for the people in my life
Retweet of status by @holy_schnitt
09 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote going to bed loved, in love, and loving so many people is such a blessing man I am so grateful for the people in my life π₯Ί
sam π§π»ββοΈ
@LastMermaid
you had to be there pic.twitter.com/Z627lqY0Fk
Retweet of status by @slcsadgirl
27 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote you had to be there π€·π»ββοΈ https://t.co/Z627lqY0Fk
sam's last month in utah π₯²
@LastMermaid
Toy Story really fucked me up for life. I donated some clothes today and now Iβm like... Do you think my coats miss me?
Retweet of status by @lindsaykatai
25 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Toy Story really fucked me up for life. I donated some clothes today and now Iβm like... Do you think my coats miss me? π₯Ί
sam merπ£πͺmaidπβ¨
@LastMermaid
Reminder that itβs okay to be:
grumpy on Christmas
sad on Christmas
stressed on Christmas
dissociated onβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
grumpy on Christmas
sad on Christmas
stressed on Christmas
dissociated onβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @whodreamedit
25 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reminder that itβs okay to be:
β¨ grumpy on Christmas
β¨ sad on Christmas
β¨ stressed on Christmas
⨠dissociated on⦠https://t.co/DpbtIdjDPX
sam π§π»ββοΈβ¨
@LastMermaid
Good morning!
Call your senators and congresspeople.
Tell them the American people need a much better stimulβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Call your senators and congresspeople.
Tell them the American people need a much better stimulβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @McClellandShane
30 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Good morning! βοΈ
Call your senators and congresspeople.
Tell them the American people need a much better stimul⦠https://t.co/14dRfiyktN
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sam π§π»ββοΈβ¨
@LastMermaid
09 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When we say tax the rich we donβt mean tax someone who makes $60k 40% π
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@LastMermaid
My therapist: you are worthy of love
Me: yeah but am I hot
Me: yeah but am I hot
Retweet of status by @MotsduPrairie
10 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My therapist: you are worthy of love
Me: yeah but am I hot π₯Ί
π€ππ α΄α΄Κα΄α΄Ιͺα΄
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@LastMermaid
WHEN I'M DOING THE FUN PARTS OF WRITING: I can't believe I get to do this as a career who should be so lucky !!!!β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @1followernodad
02 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote WHEN I'M DOING THE FUN PARTS OF WRITING: I can't believe I get to do this as a career π₯° who should be so lucky !!!!β¦ https://t.co/Tr2ffPAnxd
sam π¦ππ«π«π²maidπ€ππ
@LastMermaid
Make movies a crisp 90 minutes again
Retweet of status by @sug_knight
18 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Make ππ» movies ππ» a ππ» crisp ππ» 90 ππ» minutes ππ» again
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ