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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
Can't wait to see @KeshaRose in October!
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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
Just got a spray tan so I'm ready to fuck shit up in Vegas
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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
I wrote about faking orgasms and how I get why people do it refinery29.com/female-fake-seβ¦
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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
"Thank god for premarital sex!"
samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
Whatever the copy editor of my story collection is being paid, it's not enough pic.twitter.com/4HYzsOpY5z
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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
ALL YOUR FAV SOCIAL MEDIA FAMOUS PERSONALITIES ARE BROKE
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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
My mom wants me to eat healthy #acidrefluxlife
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samβοΈ
@LastMermaid
Just whispered "bitch, you're a disaster" to myself in a parking lot and someone heard
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samπ
@LastMermaid
me: hi
mormon: HI? more like HELLO my name is elder price and i would like to share with you the most amazing BOOK
mormon: HI? more like HELLO my name is elder price and i would like to share with you the most amazing BOOK
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samπ
@LastMermaid
: remember to ask your friends for help if you need it please
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
