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Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
"White girls found out you're hispanic & run away from you, they got no ass so I'm not missing anything" -my little cousin
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Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
My mom when she sees a raccoon in my backyard "mira Lorena un ragu"
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Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
You know you made it when you're mexican & you hire other mexicans to cut ya grass lmaoo
Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
LMAOO WHY IS HER AUX GAME SO FIRE pic.twitter.com/EJVotzZPCq
Retweet of status by @HiIarlous
Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
When guys tweet about loyalty but you know they're cheaters
Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
When you cut someone off but their mom is always asking about you
I hate niggas, but I love your mom. Give her a kiss for me *kanye voice*
I hate niggas, but I love your mom. Give her a kiss for me *kanye voice*
Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
These r the hours ppl be postin on snapchat "trust no one "
"who up" "where the hoes at"
like its twitter & shit
"who up" "where the hoes at"
like its twitter & shit
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Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
I'm next to dunkin so I decide to walk there to get sweet tea & a car honked at me & yelled something so I flicked em off
It was my uncle
It was my uncle
Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
Nobody can party like Mexican people. I promise you
Retweet of status by @BreRaquelle
Lorenα
@LongLiveLorena
I already know after this weekend ima be broke as hell
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
