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Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
Dad: where you get all this money from
Me: selllin bricks
Dad: & you never give me money ? Why am I always buyin you food then
Me: selllin bricks
Dad: & you never give me money ? Why am I always buyin you food then
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Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
This girl was tellin me how shes in an open relationship & likes doing 3 sums
& says "you should come over, my bf will love you" umm ....
& says "you should come over, my bf will love you" umm ....
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
My dad doesn't know anyy english but for some reason he loves Get ur freak on by Missy Elliot lmfaoo
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
When you're mexican so your mom has 2 mothers day
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
My mom tells me I have to be a "Perra" in order for me to get what I want or else people will do whatever they want twitter.com/longlivelorenaโฆ
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
Get you a man who can do both pic.twitter.com/aF337NYQOS
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Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
My grandma: "come eat"
Me: "nah I already ate"
Grandma: "Oh so you don't wanna eat with us poor ppl ...." lmfao
Me: "nah I already ate"
Grandma: "Oh so you don't wanna eat with us poor ppl ...." lmfao
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
I have been so disrespected ..... pic.twitter.com/WYBD2vX7RV
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
Cashier: "your drink is on us"
Me: "ty so much"
Cashier: "April fools, its gunna be ...."
Me: "ty so much"
Cashier: "April fools, its gunna be ...."
Lorenฮฑ
@LongLiveLorena
Is it too early to be craving tacos al pastor and horchata ?
Retweet of status by @rad_andreaa
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
