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MFCOMMAND 🚮
@MFCOMMAND
When driving today, I was stopped by a @gmpolice officer. His first question to me was:
Do you speak English?
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Do you speak English?
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”
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brookiiie_23
@brookiiie_23
Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
Dee_Vlz
@Dee_Vlz
“@_MishelleeexO: I woke up at 4, how the fuck am I gonna fall asleep tn? ”
ReganBrittany
@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
MissSharieff
@MissSharieff
we can be miles apart & no matter where you are, you're always in my heart.
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MariaCabayubi
@MariaCabayubi
“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good”hah I know this. But thank youuu
FloBoniface
@FloBoniface
Justin Timberlake always gets it right
SeaaJayyyy
@SeaaJayyyy
I wish they had a middle finger emoji
angiex830
@angiex830
Mauricio is like cracking up because of how jealous I am......
