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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
My hands are freezing and Iβm the type of wife who will place them on your balls
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
So my millennial coworkers started calling me Mom... not sure how I feel about that
Retweet of status by @DJwhoknew888
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
Facebook makes me feel judged and inferior. At least on Twitter I know for sure I'm irrelevant and nobody gives a shit.
I love you guys
I love you guys
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
People tell me to follow my heart but Toucan Sam told me to follow my nose and I just don't know what to do with myself anymore
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
If she hands you a box of Tuna Helper before you go down on her, you're in for a bad time.
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Marcmywords
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FaveStarr
It's like old school Gang Starr
but for Twitter
And if you don't like it kid, take it personal. Take, take it personal.
It's like old school Gang Starr
but for Twitter
And if you don't like it kid, take it personal. Take, take it personal.
Retweet of status by @singwithTaffy
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
The moment I feel I have my shit together is the moment that I fall flat on my face ..and usually to an audience
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
I took a break from Twitter once....
It lasted 3 years
It lasted 3 years
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
That last set of retweets lost me 5 followers so I know I am retweeting the right people
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
