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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
06 Apr 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She's had too much to drink.
Leave her be.
No....she's not choking....just let her cry.
My Grandma just gets me, huh?
Bless her heart β€
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
I feel like you're silently judging me all the time..... if that's the case , please form a line to the left..
Retweet of status by @Ellierocks2013
05 Mar 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I feel like you're silently judging me all the time..... if that's the case , please form a line to the left..ππΌππ»
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
My mom just spent $182 at Petsmart on dog toys but she won't loan me $20 leaves me to wonder who the will beneficiary is now
Retweet of status by @ChristieLue
25 Jan 16
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My mom just spent $182 at Petsmart on dog toys but she won't loan me $20 leaves me to wonder who the will beneficiary is nowπ
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
30 Dec 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When the internet goes down, I get blue balls and start digging through old porn dvd's like a fucking heathen..π¦
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
21 Oct 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ME: I bought special and amazing Aussie condoms. Made from the film on a goanna's eyeball.
HIM: REALLY? π
ME: πππ You Americans are idiots π
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
βWhen it's over, leave. Don't continue
Watering a dead flower.β
(Stuff that took me a long time to understand...)
Watering a dead flower.β
(Stuff that took me a long time to understand...)
Retweet of status by @Ellierocks2013
04 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote βWhen it's over, leave. Don't continue
Watering a dead flower.β
(Stuff that took me a long time to understand...) πͺπ
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
Hate Self
Retweet of status by @ronnieIouis
01 Jun 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hate Self β
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Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
Enjoy Hormone Replacement Therapy Twitter, sweeties!
Retweet of status by @Shot_Of_Cabo
08 Apr 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Enjoy Hormone Replacement Therapy Twitter, sweeties!
π π
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
It may be time to wash dishes when the pot with old mashed potatoes is growing potatoes...
Retweet of status by @nevels_kendyle
16 Feb 15
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It may be time to wash dishes when the pot with old mashed potatoes is growing potatoes... π¬
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
Pizza is the only love triangle I want to deal with.
Retweet of status by @Lynds3Marie
15 Oct 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pizza is the only love triangle I want to deal with. ππ
Marcmywords
@Marcmywords2
The greatest lessons I've learned in my life have been taught to me by my kids
Retweet of status by @PiXie_Tits
26 Aug 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The greatest lessons I've learned in my life have been taught to me by my kids β₯
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ