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MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
My heart is so full. My bf is the best
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MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
I keep having dreams that I cleaned my room but wake up with half a load of laundry on my bed and 20 water bottles on the floor
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MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
My life is really in shambles
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
Happy national boyfriend day to my buddy and pal who I make out with on occasion I cherish every minute I getβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
RIP Hugh Hefner :/ wanted to be a Playboy bunny in 7th grade and still do slightly
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
I used to long for my bf to tell me to cover up when I wore what I wore & get jealous, but now that he actually does it, I take it back
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
Isn't Sept-April supposed to be "cuffing season"? Why did two of my old hookups WITH gf's ask me to hang out tonight at 1 AM
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MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
Tuesdays are worse than Mondays honestly
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
When your boss favors you and is also your BFF pic.twitter.com/X21WgYSTpa
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
LABOR DAYY is coming...
that means..
givin birth
smokin DOPE
gettin sillyy
worshipping satan
that means..
givin birth
smokin DOPE
gettin sillyy
worshipping satan
Retweet of status by @garyfromteenmom
MKhaleesi
@MaryKateCabac
lmao 1 karat engagement ring she need a new man twitter.com/citynews/statuβ¦
Retweet of status by @knostalgia_
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
