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@MaryKateCabac
For every piece of chocolate or scoop of ice cream I crave, I replace it with a clementine
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MK
@MaryKateCabac
My preference in men has led me to a decision where I either have to marry them now or break up with them #iloveoldmen #lovemeback
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MK
@MaryKateCabac
@allyespositoxo right?! Isn't it crazy, it goes by fast! Merry Christmas and tell the Fam too
MK
@MaryKateCabac
Can't help but silently jam to myself when Uptown Funk comes on #dontbelievemejustwatch
MK
@MaryKateCabac
@themikeyc123 hahahah why thank you Mike!
MK
@MaryKateCabac
Nothing is longer than a treadmill minute
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@MaryKateCabac
β@PerezHilton: #EllenDeGeneres forces #ChanningTatum to confront his biggest fearβ¦Porcelain dolls! goo.gl/3lCqCtβ crying
MK
@MaryKateCabac
Whenever I spend the night at Shane's & the next night I'm in my own bed, I just compare how shitty of a sleep I'm gonna get without him
MK
@MaryKateCabac
Tiff Bannister is probably the ugliest porn star I have ever seen in my life. Not even porn star make up can make her pretty
MK
@MaryKateCabac
Do you remember your first (legal) margarita? @ Toronto, Ontario instagram.com/p/q-_Ni7vy6P/
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
