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Mitchell
@MitchellRecord
*old man walks up*
Old man: "have you seen my wife"
Me: " no sir"
Wife: "COME ON TIM"
Old man: "ugh, there's that bitch"
Made my day
Old man: "have you seen my wife"
Me: " no sir"
Wife: "COME ON TIM"
Old man: "ugh, there's that bitch"
Made my day
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