Natalie P 💙🏳️‍🌈 (Nat_translator): Ominous email from a new client: "My team will end you (...)". [Face with Open Mouth and Cold Sweat] What they meant was: "My team will send you (… https://t.co/Bv2uXoB14h

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Ominous email from a new client:

"My team will end you (...)".

What they meant was:

"My team will send you (… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Retweet of status by @polish_linguist

Bentley_SODMG @Bentley_SODMG

“@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...”

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brookiiie_23 @brookiiie_23

Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*

Dee_Vlz @Dee_Vlz

“@_MishelleeexO: I woke up at 4, how the fuck am I gonna fall asleep tn? ”

ReganBrittany @ReganBrittany

Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney

Rickygonz1215 @Rickygonz1215

If I weighed 182 I'd be cut

MissSharieff @MissSharieff

we can be miles apart & no matter where you are, you're always in my heart.

MariaCabayubi @MariaCabayubi

“@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really good”hah I know this. But thank youuu

FloBoniface @FloBoniface

Justin Timberlake always gets it right

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SeaaJayyyy @SeaaJayyyy

I wish they had a middle finger emoji

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angiex830 @angiex830

Mauricio is like cracking up because of how jealous I am......