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@NootsUniversal
This is me leaving work to play at the Amici's gig tonight
#TheRaisinCainBand
#illbethere pic.twitter.com/Sos2seEtUT
#TheRaisinCainBand
#illbethere pic.twitter.com/Sos2seEtUT
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@NootsUniversal
RT @Squawkmob: "I'm going to perform extensive research on this particular topic before I give an educated opinion." -no one ever
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@NootsUniversal
This underwear patch will make your farts smell like mint
#wtf #genius pic.twitter.com/6Rw8HhzEBD
#wtf #genius pic.twitter.com/6Rw8HhzEBD
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@NootsUniversal
RT @CauseWereGuys: 5% of girls can pull off highwasted shorts. The other 95% look like they're wearing a damn diaper
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@NootsUniversal
RT @THCMOONMAN: Ebola got me fucked up, no more passing the blunt, everyone gets a piece.. pic.twitter.com/LB1ruStfCp
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@NootsUniversal
Trying to convince 'em that this ain't nothing but graduation money, flour, dried grass and a fake gun #ohshit pic.twitter.com/SsHPeKLhBQ
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@NootsUniversal
If you find her, keep the bitch. Matter of fact you probably already had her
#homewrecker #hoe pic.twitter.com/h23VyDPtvs
#homewrecker #hoe pic.twitter.com/h23VyDPtvs
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@NootsUniversal
RT @BarryClerjuste: All this dick and she wanna suck my neck
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@NootsUniversal
A certain segment of our population really needs to use this
#ohshit #goodidea pic.twitter.com/utgKbt34ry
#ohshit #goodidea pic.twitter.com/utgKbt34ry
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@NootsUniversal
Either my cooking got better or my family’s immune systems got stronger
#LetsEat
#LetsEat
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@NootsUniversal
Facial recognition apps can pick out anyone in a crowd, but this damn vending machine can’t recognize my dollar bill with a bent corner?!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
