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@NootsUniversal
Going to @McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug
#badchoice
#badchoice
02 Jul 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Going to @McDonalds for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug 🍔🍟
#badchoice
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@NootsUniversal
She blocked me on Twitter and marked me as spam on Facebook. So I guess you can say we’re taking it slow
#clueless #dontgiveup
#clueless #dontgiveup
01 Jul 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote She blocked me on Twitter and marked me as spam on Facebook. So I guess you can say we’re taking it slow 🙅🚷
#clueless #dontgiveup
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@NootsUniversal
It’s kinda impossible for a thug to look like a badass while eating an ice cream cone
#perception #howmanylicks
#perception #howmanylicks
17 Jun 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote It’s kinda impossible for a thug to look like a badass while eating an ice cream cone 👄🍦
#perception #howmanylicks
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@NootsUniversal
How can you tell if one of my homies got pussy last night? Don’t worry, they’ll brag about it all day like they just won the #NBAFinals
06 Jun 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How can you tell if one of my homies got pussy last night? Don’t worry, they’ll brag about it all day like they just won the #NBAFinals 😎✨🏆💁
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@NootsUniversal
22 May 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I don’t give a shit if you’re here to murder me! You better take your shoes off when you come to my crib ✋🚷
#huh #myrules
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@NootsUniversal
10 May 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you get tipsy from eating beer battered onion rings, you can’t be in my circle 💫🌀
#punkass #gtfo
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@NootsUniversal
This alarm clock deserves a wicked beatdown
#goodmorning #grumpy
#goodmorning #grumpy
14 Apr 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This alarm clock deserves a wicked beatdown ⏰🌇
#goodmorning #grumpy
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@NootsUniversal
Last night was the #NCAA women’s basketball final. Where was @BarackObama’s bracket and all the hype that’s around men’s basketball?
09 Apr 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Last night was the #NCAA women’s basketball final. Where was @BarackObama’s bracket and all the hype that’s around men’s basketball? 📺🏀
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@NootsUniversal
I wanna get my nipples pierced
Retweet of status by @TrulyBlessed96
21 Mar 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I wanna get my nipples pierced 👏
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@NootsUniversal
19 Mar 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Reality is an escape tool for people who don’t do drugs 🌅💊
#saywhat #reverse
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@NootsUniversal
How these local knucklehead make sure they never miss your target: Shoot first and whatever they hit, call it the target
#gangsters
#gangsters
25 Feb 14
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How these local knucklehead make sure they never miss your target: Shoot first and whatever they hit, call it the target 😫🔫😡
#gangsters
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊