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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
These Olympic curling people should see me with a Swiffer.
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Crime Watch Alert
Dogs not on leashes will be promptly reported to the HOA Dogs Not on Leashes Committee.
cc: Edwin
Dogs not on leashes will be promptly reported to the HOA Dogs Not on Leashes Committee.
cc: Edwin
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Live Laugh Lozenge
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
I am known far and wide for my knowledge of breakfast meats.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
ย Crime Watch Reminder
The moon is now waxing crescent with low visibility. Darkness is a criminalโs dream. CHECKโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
The moon is now waxing crescent with low visibility. Darkness is a criminalโs dream. CHECKโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Crime Watch Reminder
In the event of a power outage, stand guard at your windows in case hooligans try to take advantage!
In the event of a power outage, stand guard at your windows in case hooligans try to take advantage!
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Dear Pastor Carmichael,
I do hope todayโs homily touches upon recent troubling events. Namely, one should not grโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
I do hope todayโs homily touches upon recent troubling events. Namely, one should not grโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Live Laugh Lozenge
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Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
There are now six (6) newspapers in Barbโs driveway.
Yesterday there were five (5), but another was delivered today.
Yesterday there were five (5), but another was delivered today.
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Letโs have a cozy cup of hot cocoa while we pore over family holiday newsletters for grammatical errors!
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Todayโs To-Do List
1. Make delightful bows with grosgrain ribbons!
2. Bake gingerbread cookies!
3. Consume a doโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
1. Make delightful bows with grosgrain ribbons!
2. Bake gingerbread cookies!
3. Consume a doโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Myrna Tellingheusen
@PearlsFromMyrna
Christmas lasers are the gateway drugs to slice โn bake cookies.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
