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@RauschJohn1
*My son farts
“Mom, that’s perfume from the back of me”
“Mom, that’s perfume from the back of me”
Retweet of status by @kelly__le
05 Mar 19
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“Mom, that’s perfume from the back of me”
😐
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@RauschJohn1
Isn’t it fun we’re all sitting around on this app while we move toward our inevitable death?
K. Thanks for reading.
Byyyeeee
K. Thanks for reading.
Byyyeeee
Retweet of status by @kelly__le
17 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Isn’t it fun we’re all sitting around on this app while we move toward our inevitable death?
K. Thanks for reading.
Byyyeeee 👋🏻
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@RauschJohn1
I always know it’s the weekend, that’s when @TheBoydP retweets me so his uptight weekday peeps don’t see my dirty tweets
Retweet of status by @Legsagain
16 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I always know it’s the weekend, that’s when @TheBoydP retweets me so his uptight weekday peeps don’t see my dirty tweets🥰
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@RauschJohn1
Baby’s very first words:
”Grrrr. Ahhhhroooooo!!! Grrrrrr....Ahhroooooohhh!!!!!” pic.twitter.com/qqtYhcrhhW
”Grrrr. Ahhhhroooooo!!! Grrrrrr....Ahhroooooohhh!!!!!” pic.twitter.com/qqtYhcrhhW
Retweet of status by @Acute_Tweetment
15 Feb 19
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”Grrrr. Ahhhhroooooo!!! Grrrrrr....Ahhroooooohhh!!!!!” 🐶❤️😂https://t.co/qqtYhcrhhW
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@RauschJohn1
Kids bailed on me tonight...
Let's see what shenanigans I can get into!
~me as I walk to the kitchen to do dishes
Let's see what shenanigans I can get into!
~me as I walk to the kitchen to do dishes
Retweet of status by @necessaryevil31
09 Feb 19
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Let's see what shenanigans I can get into! 😈
~me as I walk to the kitchen to do dishes
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@RauschJohn1
The weatherman just said it's a "Volatile, juicy atmosphere!"
Retweet of status by @WordWiseAlice
09 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The weatherman just said it's a "Volatile, juicy atmosphere!"😂😂😂
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@RauschJohn1
@RauschJohn1 For some reason I half expect your warning light to have the words “dumbass” or shit head” in there. I don’t know why
Retweet of status by @kimmyjtd10
30 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RauschJohn1 For some reason I half expect your warning light to have the words “dumbass” or shit head” in there. I don’t know why 😂
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@RauschJohn1
Currently dyeing my hair super duper red because that's cheap and therapy is not.
Retweet of status by @Goatsncrows
28 Sep 18
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@RauschJohn1
Puppies love the mud!
Smh... white puppies.. pic.twitter.com/jsO3EVXu11
Smh... white puppies.. pic.twitter.com/jsO3EVXu11
Retweet of status by @FabionPicheco
05 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Puppies love the mud!
Smh... white puppies..🐐😂 https://t.co/jsO3EVXu11
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@RauschJohn1
Fat guys who bbq parking spaces now at Asda pic.twitter.com/A8dalq0gQI
Retweet of status by @stephaniemain2
07 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Fat guys who bbq parking spaces now at Asda 👍🏼 https://t.co/A8dalq0gQI
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@RauschJohn1
This chocolate doesn't care if I'm fat, another reason to love
Retweet of status by @WordWiseAlice
29 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This chocolate doesn't care if I'm fat, another reason to love 🍫
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊