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@RauschJohn1
So funny hearing your 6 year old trash talk while heβs playing a hockey video game
Retweet of status by @kimmyjtd10
07 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So funny hearing your 6 year old trash talk while heβs playing a hockey video game π
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@RauschJohn1
@RauschJohn1 @girlnarly Donβt make Sarah mad
Retweet of status by @MissLynette13
25 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @RauschJohn1 @girlnarly Donβt make Sarah mad π€·π»ββοΈ
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@RauschJohn1
6: Need to bring money to school tomorrow
Me: Why?
6: Mrs. T said
Me: Why?
6: *something unintelligible*
Me: β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Me: Why?
6: Mrs. T said
Me: Why?
6: *something unintelligible*
Me: β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
Retweet of status by @kimmyjtd10
20 Apr 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 6: Need to bring money to school tomorrow
Me: Why?
6: Mrs. T said
Me: Why?
6: *something unintelligible*
Me: π€·π»ββοΈβ¦ https://t.co/RXXDIXBMMK
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@RauschJohn1
16 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Managed to pretend I knew what was doing for another work week. Happy Friday π
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@RauschJohn1
@Sneezy50783211 Change the locks and pull the blinds
04 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @Sneezy50783211 Change the locks and pull the blindsπ
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@RauschJohn1
Gonna go tan my booty and get a cheeseburger
Retweet of status by @doll_partzz
26 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gonna go tan my booty and get a cheeseburger π€
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@RauschJohn1
Put the fork down, fatty.
- me, whenever there is apple pie in my vicinity. Like now
- me, whenever there is apple pie in my vicinity. Like now
Retweet of status by @MsSkarsgaard
15 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Put the fork down, fatty.
- me, whenever there is apple pie in my vicinity. Like now π
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@RauschJohn1
@FormerlyFormer I'm terribly sorry that you have to scream all the time. Maybe he'll marry better next time.
Retweet of status by @Inferno_V
26 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @FormerlyFormer I'm terribly sorry that you have to scream all the time. Maybe he'll marry better next time. π
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@RauschJohn1
16 said... Being 40 at Xmas must suck.. only thing people give you is food or candles sheβs not wrong
Retweet of status by @whatsername1114
25 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 16 said... Being 40 at Xmas must suck.. only thing people give you is food or candles ππππ sheβs not wrong
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@RauschJohn1
I just ran upstairs and slipped, smacked my nose and went back downstairs, sliding on my stomach.
Cause classy af.
Cause classy af.
Retweet of status by @SwedishShorty
22 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I just ran upstairs and slipped, smacked my nose and went back downstairs, sliding on my stomach.
Cause classy af. π
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@RauschJohn1
Why donβt you make 16 babysit.. cuz she hates little fucking kids almost as much as I do GTFO
Retweet of status by @whatsername1114
10 Dec 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Why donβt you make 16 babysit.. cuz she hates little fucking kids almost as much as I do πππGTFO
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ