Cowboy Kal (RightWingLawman): Phrases you can say to a cop to insure you have a bad time (part 1)[Down Arrow] “I pay your salary.” “I didn’t do nuffin.” “… https://t.co/ee7deVAWSp

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Cowboy Kal @RightWingLawman

Phrases you can say to a cop to insure you have a bad time (part 1)

“I pay your salary.”
“I didn’t do nuffin.”
“… twitter.com/i/web/status/9…

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