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Jordan Rones
@RonesJordan
EMPLOYER: hey idiot come to work now
EMPLOYEE: Goodbye
EMPLOYER: p-pplease...dont leave...i shit my pants ...youβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
EMPLOYEE: Goodbye
EMPLOYER: p-pplease...dont leave...i shit my pants ...youβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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brookiiie_23
@brookiiie_23
Be with someone who brings out the best in you, not the stress in you.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
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@Dee_Vlz
β@_MishelleeexO: I woke up at 4, how the fuck am I gonna fall asleep tn? β
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@ReganBrittany
Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney
Rickygonz1215
@Rickygonz1215
If I weighed 182 I'd be cut
MissSharieff
@MissSharieff
we can be miles apart & no matter where you are, you're always in my heart.
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MariaCabayubi
@MariaCabayubi
β@_lexiemichelee: @MariaCabayubi you know how slow I am Maria. But it looks really goodβhah I know this. But thank youuu
FloBoniface
@FloBoniface
Justin Timberlake always gets it right
SeaaJayyyy
@SeaaJayyyy
I wish they had a middle finger emoji
angiex830
@angiex830
Mauricio is like cracking up because of how jealous I am......
