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"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
Someone give me a Drag name! My last name is pronounced shower. If you say golden shower I will block you
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"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
I miss @SJSchauer on Vine
Retweet of status by @chaines93
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"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
Me: My body is glazed with the Sprite I spilled earlier.
Student athlete: pic.twitter.com/w9cYazQewH
Student athlete: pic.twitter.com/w9cYazQewH
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
My body is a vandalized temple
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
Happy Valentine's Day, emerge from your vortex of depression long enough to shovel down some chocolate
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
And in that moment, I swear we were infinite pic.twitter.com/v6YIIBfNw1
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
Walked in my apartment and took off my pants and bra before realizing that my brother is asleep on the couch... crisis.. averted
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"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
Civil war reenactment roll playing. Shoot me with your musket and leave me dead in a field
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
Glow down pic.twitter.com/BsCTIuvCp7
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
@SJSchauer so I just watched your instagram stories and I can't stop laughing she's been shot 12 times in the chest...BUT IS SHE DEAD
Retweet of status by @ChickenFarmer11
"Sarah Schauer"
@SJSchauer
And if you're working, one job or two, or even just over-worked from school. You got this. You can do it. I'm right there with ya
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
