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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Happy Christmas Eve! Wishing you all a great holiday weekend pic.twitter.com/LuKfOHajfx
24 Dec 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Happy Christmas Eve! Wishing you all a great holiday weekend β€οΈ https://t.co/LuKfOHajfx
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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Dear lord give me Blazers vs Clippers western conference finals. I need the draaaammmaaaaaaaaaa
12 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Dear lord give me Blazers vs Clippers western conference finals. I need the draaaammmaaaaaaaaaa π
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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
If you need to be told not to drink hand sanitizer...you should probably drink hand sanitizer
06 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you need to be told not to drink hand sanitizer...you should probably drink hand sanitizer ππΌ
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
If the President tells you to drink disinfectant and you do...maybe you shouldnβt be alive
24 Apr 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If the President tells you to drink disinfectant and you do...maybe you shouldnβt be alive π€·π»ββοΈ
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Raise your hand if you knew this dude liked putting corn cobs up his butt twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabeβ¦
21 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Raise your hand if you knew this dude liked putting corn cobs up his butt πββοΈ https://t.co/mDae9uwBaE
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Getting a black mamba tattoo next week. My wife said not to but a few years ago I asked her to not eat the last slice of pizza soooo
31 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Getting a black mamba tattoo next week. My wife said not to but a few years ago I asked her to not eat the last slice of pizza soooo π€·π»ββοΈπ
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Doctor: How much do you drink a week?
Me: Hm like 6-7 drinks...
Me in my head: a night hehehehehehehe
Me: Hm like 6-7 drinks...
Me in my head: a night hehehehehehehe
22 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doctor: How much do you drink a week?
Me: Hm like 6-7 drinks...
Me in my head: a night hehehehehehehe π
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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Correct. Blocked twitter.com/againstadvice/β¦
13 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Correct. Blocked π https://t.co/FDvQ0unrbu
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
San Diego, CA January 16-18. Tickets at samueljcomroe.com. Gonna be a fun weekend
13 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote San Diego, CA January 16-18. Tickets at https://t.co/6lQiQbhfuZ. Gonna be a fun weekend π
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
My favorite moment of the last decade? Probably getting my son circumcised
31 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My favorite moment of the last decade? Probably getting my son circumcised π
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
@SamuelJComroe I donβt think Iβve ever laughed out loud harder at a tweet before
Retweet of status by @Dominick_TMG
22 Nov 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @SamuelJComroe I donβt think Iβve ever laughed out loud harder at a tweet before π
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ