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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
@MissinInActionn Iโll try to come back soon
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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Guy just looked at a woman and then nudged me to say โnice butt, huh?โ I said โitโs aight but itโs no dick ya feel me...?โ Bye bye dood
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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
@SamuelJComroe is literally so hilarious, Iโm nearly in tears every time I watch him 100% my favourite comedian
COME TO THE UK
COME TO THE UK
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Just ordered three mini cupcakes from room service. Uh oooohhhh imma boujee bitch
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
WARNING: BIG LAUGHS ON THURSDAY Itโs PACโs new series The Comedy Circuit, with performances by Mason students andโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @MasonOffCampus
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
@CarlaDKennedy Well I have more wives and husbands than you'll ever have soooo byeeeeee
Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
Dude just blew me a kiss at Starbucks while I was yawning and it looked like I tried to eat it
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Samuel J Comroe
@SamuelJComroe
@Ca11MeMaeby lol thank you! True story
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
