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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ✪
@SkippyMcGizzard
Dropped my sunglasses in the toilet and now I can't take a shit because it's too cool
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for stool… ew wet
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for stool… ew wet
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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
ME: well I'll be damned
BEAVER:
BEAVER:
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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Hear about the boat carrying a shipment of vegetables?
It sunk. Apparently, it was full of leeks.
LEEKS.
It sunk. Apparently, it was full of leeks.
LEEKS.
Retweet of status by @scaredabear
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
One of our favs pic.twitter.com/Dr8qXBkAWf
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Holy fuck... I just heard my own voice and wasn't repulsed by it
Retweet of status by @yourmusicsucks
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Me: Babe, I just took a shower and shaved everything
Him: mmmmm, lemme see
Me: *sends picture of my bald head and eyebrow-less face
Him: mmmmm, lemme see
Me: *sends picture of my bald head and eyebrow-less face
Retweet of status by @SarcasticSadOne
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
I love this! The music was perfect too. twitter.com/dodo/status/10…
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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
My botched lobotomy
#ThingsDuctTapeCantFix
#ThingsDuctTapeCantFix
Retweet of status by @FlyTheBlueW
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Don't worry guys, I hv never been here before and I hv no idea what I'm doing. But I've got this
Retweet of status by @piddle_fart
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Don't walkyourdogsonhotpavementyoudumbshit!!!
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
