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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
If everything happens for a reason then I must be a very bad person
Retweet of status by @LuciferGirl666
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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
I'M GONNA CUM SOON!
*5 hours later...
YESSSSSS!!!!
~ sloths having sex
*5 hours later...
YESSSSSS!!!!
~ sloths having sex
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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
And instagram pic.twitter.com/1YCQA4yF88
Retweet of status by @NicoleZoe1984
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
There's a lot of closet psychos on here. You should be loud and proud about it. I don't like surprises.
Retweet of status by @KayEmily2
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
@fireflymiller1 @Lyve_Wire Good for you, was it?
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
I just farted and my cat ran out of the room
I win
I win
Retweet of status by @NnylymmaT
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
First rule of happiness for life
Coffee before food while in the nude.
Coffee before food while in the nude.
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mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Folks, we have reached peak millennial
twitter.com/i/moments/9990…
twitter.com/i/moments/9990…
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
@KeyLimeShy @EJT___ it might've been better as nailed
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
Autocorrect changed it to motherclucker, and I've inadvertently set off a whole chicken-based slang fad.
Cluck my life
Cluck my life
mᎥᏦᎬ ᏞᎥᏆᎬᏒᎪᏞᏞᎽ
@SkippyMcGizzard
To spice things up in the bedroom, try my new Sriracha Condoms
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
