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@SmilingIsBad
If me & oomf ever meet pic.twitter.com/PHxWzV9lUb
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@SmilingIsBad
My vibrator died while I was in the shower so I grabbed my @PhilipsSonicare and omg... teeth brushing will no longer be it's main use.
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@SmilingIsBad
You don't love her if you don't give her head
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How is air rifiling an Olympic sport
Yet defeating ISIS isn't
Yet defeating ISIS isn't
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@SmilingIsBad
I just want to be tall enough to ride that ride.
*points at any man taller than 6'
*points at any man taller than 6'
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@SmilingIsBad
I'm a female..
Who in fact, likes my face fucked.
Others lie and say they like it and really don't..
Can you shut the fuck up?!
Who in fact, likes my face fucked.
Others lie and say they like it and really don't..
Can you shut the fuck up?!
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@FlyEaglesFly_43 @Phillies they get actual trips to Hawaii
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shame that the lakers don't have a 1st rd pick next season because now it belongs to the sixers regardless & they can still swap w/kings
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And there it's is! Playoffs baby!!!!!
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@SmilingIsBad
Don't test me on my crazy
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@SmilingIsBad
"Grandma, how did you know Grandpa liked you?"
He texted ""
He texted ""
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
