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Humor Me
@SmilingIsBad
Male Partner Requirements:
1. Make me food
2. Make me laugh
3. Make me moist
1. Make me food
2. Make me laugh
3. Make me moist
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Humor Me
@SmilingIsBad
Attractive females who smoke
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Humor Me
@SmilingIsBad
Terrible Eagles season and nothing better than the 13th pick (at best) to show for it.
Retweet of status by @BrandonGowton
Humor Me
@SmilingIsBad
SQUIRREL!!!!
Pain Brings Pleasure
@SmilingIsBad
Women can send me tit pics with their nipples covered with pink ribbon so I can raise money for breast cancer awareness
Richard Hurts
@SmilingIsBad
I'm gong outside with nothing but a shirt on.. Here's hoping my neighbors are all sleeping
Retweet of status by @Mariaaaaaa24
Richard Hurts
@SmilingIsBad
Cash out time pic.twitter.com/Y2BIEfIk1y
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Name Cannot Be Blank
@Smilingisbad
I enjoy hoodie weather
Until @_QueenOfSin steals them from me
Until @_QueenOfSin steals them from me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
